21. Your companion has grabbed your stomach at the least as soon as for enjoyable (and if not but, they are going to, simply wait!).
22. You’ve discovered issues between your stomach rolls — crumbs, fluff, and so on.
23. To not point out your stomach typically stands proud previous your boobs after you eat an excessive amount of.
24. And while you bend over to tie your shoelaces, it does a bit *flupp* when it goes in.
25. Each bikini that ever fit your needs was one of many “‘50s pinup-style” ones.
26. You’ve really felt your stomach “jiggle” whereas working down stairs…
27. …or working anyplace, for that matter.
28. You’ve got found your tummy works as an ideal cushion for pets and babies.