Because the previous saying goes, “the penis mightier than the sword.” So in the end, I unsheathe my rating of historical past’s 11* mightiest Dicks…on your pleasure.
11.
Richard “Difficult Dick” Nixon
10.
John Mayer’s “white supremacist dick”
9.
Phallus impudicus, or “nature’s dick”
7.
Shakespeare’s two Richard performs, Dick II and Dick III
3.
Pete Davidson’s Huge Dick Vitality
2.
The Statue of David’s dick
Do you’ve gotten a favourite dick? Share your dicks within the feedback under! (No photos allowed, you sickos.) 🍆👇
